Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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