We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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