If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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