do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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