Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Randomize
