plz talk dirty to me
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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