We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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