My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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