I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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