Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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