ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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