i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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