Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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