none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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