okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
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