Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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