How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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