when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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