Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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