Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
If I die, sorry about rent.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
My life is pants optional.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
