So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
did you just send me my own nude
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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