I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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