If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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