When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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