I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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