did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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