I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
