Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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