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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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