Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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