i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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