i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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