I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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