i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
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