After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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