I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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