Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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