If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
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