Already got asked if we're dating
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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