fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
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