my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
We need a shit load of segways right now
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
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