maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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