This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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