so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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