Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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