Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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