I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
