Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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