I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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