I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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