would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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