She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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