We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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