i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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